Holiday Fans Prints

Easter Candy Island.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Christmas Dwarves

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Thanks for the onesie!'

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

Last week, stingy caf

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

Children Plead with Santa Claus