Festive Holiday Fan Prints

"Santa has his sleigh. I have to hippity-hop to my deliveries!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Easter Candy Island.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Santa's wash day.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Christmas reunions!

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Cat at the piano

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Recycled Flake

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'