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"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

'...Are you saying I'm not going to make it until December?'

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

'He likes to power nap.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

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"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

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'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

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Zombie pet tricks.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

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A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

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"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

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