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"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Home depot."

"I said slime."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Scary stuff

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Punkins

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Punkins

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'There's an imposter among us!'

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"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"It was a botched surgery."

Vampire Bat

'Do you have it in black?'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

No Right Turn (monster)

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Broom! Broom!"

Year of the Rat