Jack-o'-lantern Connoisseur Pillows

Punkins

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Scary stuff

Classic Emojis for sale.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"It was a botched surgery."

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

Year of the Rat

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"Your candle has gone out."

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

"Too soon?"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Chiantis In Translation

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

A heifer you can't refuse,...

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'

"Trade you my catnip mouse for your milkbones?"

Chicken Sand-Witch.