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"I'm looking for a moderate Republican."

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Candle Portraits.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Trick or Tweet

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Scary stuff

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Punkins

Zombie pet tricks.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Beware of the Cat.

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Date Night

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'