Lenten Loyalist Pillows

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Bottle Distillery

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"Please feel free to browse."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Football addict

'We're still crazy then ...'

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

Ball and Chain

Replica Football Merchandise

'Books that stayed books.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

Non-metric speak your weight machine

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

'Don't bother showing me your tattoo of the company logo... you're still fired.'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'