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"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

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"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.