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"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

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"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

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Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.