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'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

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"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Leak in the fish tank.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Dude. You seem tense."