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'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

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Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"