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'It better be good - we only eat once a month.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Theatre Crowd

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

The Cactus Reader

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

Ophiologist

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Snake Blogging

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Think positive.

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

'It's so I don't lose the kids in the long grass...'

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

'Hmm, that would be great for grandpa.'

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"It's not your fault ... squirrels have heart attacks all the time. Pretty sure."

No Fly Tipping - "Aww."