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'It better be good - we only eat once a month.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Theatre Crowd

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

The Cactus Reader

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Ophiologist

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

Snake Blogging

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'Hmm, that would be great for grandpa.'

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

'It's so I don't lose the kids in the long grass...'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"Yeah, Harvey loves movies with subtitles. He wakes up so refreshed."

No Fly Tipping - "Aww."

Surfing the Coif