Senior Serpent Supporter Pillows

'Hmm, that would be great for grandpa.'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

The Cactus Reader

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Cheerleaders

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Ophiologist

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

Snake Blogging

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

'It's so I don't lose the kids in the long grass...'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Piss Bull

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

'He's our new Geriatric specialist!'

Turkey...cold turkey.

'It better be good - we only eat once a month.'

When Animals Grow Old...

No Fly Tipping - "Aww."