Senior Serpent Supporter Gifts

'Hmm, that would be great for grandpa.'

Handle With Care

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

The Cactus Reader

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Cheerleaders

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Ophiologist

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

Snake Blogging

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Think positive.

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

'It's so I don't lose the kids in the long grass...'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Piss Bull

Turkey...cold turkey.

'He's our new Geriatric specialist!'

No Fly Tipping - "Aww."

Tai Chi