Succulent Admirer Gifts

"I'm cactus!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Plant Lady

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Big Data Tonight

Love

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Shark infested custard!

Squirrel on the beach

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

No, I don

You are what you eat!

Summer wants.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

ATM withdrawal

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Tree Squirrel

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

The Houseplant Cemetery.