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"I'm cactus!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Plant Lady

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

Big Data Tonight

Love

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Shark infested custard!

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Squirrel on the beach

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

You are what you eat!

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Summer wants.

ATM withdrawal

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Tree Squirrel

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

The Houseplant Cemetery.

A Day in the Life of Squirrels