Scorpion Fan Gifts

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

Koala

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Next in Lion

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

OMG UR HOT

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Will Kill For Food

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Spiders in love

Spider watching his web cam.

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

'I'm just surfing the web.'

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'