Scorpion Fan Pillows

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

Koala

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Next in Lion

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Jackson Pollock the Spider

OMG UR HOT

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Will Kill For Food

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'I'm just surfing the web.'

Spider watching his web cam.

Spiders in love

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

'No pressure, Louie!!'