Sphinx Admirer Pillows

'I know what you're thinking.'

Stretching Sphinx

"This guy's a complete friggin' mystery."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Spider's Web Trampoline

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I love rock festivals!'

Spider boy

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Ophiologist

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'You've been drinking again.'

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

'Next!'

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

Think positive.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

"No, no. I meant like the music of Prince!"

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

Sport Darwinism

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

I.M. sPEIder

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

'Would you please stop struggling? You're damaging my web!'

Sheep's Wool Has Been Used To Make Web.

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

"You want flies with that?"