Sphinx Admirer Pillows

'I know what you're thinking.'

Stretching Sphinx

"This guy's a complete friggin' mystery."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Spider's Web Trampoline

'I love rock festivals!'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Spider boy

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Ophiologist

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'You've been drinking again.'

'Next!'

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

I.M. sPEIder

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

'Would you please stop struggling? You're damaging my web!'

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

Sport Darwinism

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

"You want flies with that?"

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Weblog - An arachnid construction diary...

...You frightened her so you eat the curds and whey!

'We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that.'