Sphynx Admirer Pillows

'The best thing about being a Sphynx-Cat is that we don't have problems with furballs...'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Witches Checkout.

Reindeer

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Robot about to eat a battery

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Freedom of the Press

Cherub string quartets

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

'What luck!'

A potato's favourite video

"Arachnophunnies"

'Visit my website.'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Dizzy Spider

Guitarist.

An snail shell with a chimney

A magician saws in half an octopus

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Circus Baby.

Antique oriental carpets.