Sphynx Admirer Pillows

'The best thing about being a Sphynx-Cat is that we don't have problems with furballs...'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Witches Checkout.

Reindeer

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

'I know what you're thinking.'

Robot about to eat a battery

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Spider Press-Ups

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

Celine Dion

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

A potato's favourite video

'What luck!'

Freedom of the Press

Cherub string quartets

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"Arachnophunnies"

'Visit my website.'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

The newly webs are happy now, but how long will the honeymoon last for both of them?

Guitarist.

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

An snail shell with a chimney

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Antique oriental carpets.

A magician saws in half an octopus