Sphinx Appreciator Pillows

'The world is my litter box.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Extreme Bungy

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

"Things are looking up!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'I know what you're thinking.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Things we need to acknowledge

Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

'It won't get airborne.'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Elephant Magic Carpet

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."