Sycophant Appreciator Pillows

'You're going to go far in this company, Mitford...'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

"Things are looking up!"

Teddy Time Bears

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Big business is not evil

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"We pay the living dead wage."

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

Elephant Magic Carpet

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Sid James

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

Fish sleeping in a sardines tin.

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears