Sycophant Appreciator Gifts

'You're going to go far in this company, Mitford...'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Things are looking up!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

Big business is not evil

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"We pay the living dead wage."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

Elephant Magic Carpet

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

Sid James

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

"Before we conclude this meeting, is there anyone who needs to finish sucking up to me?"

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."