Sycophant Gifts

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Snowyphus

Sisyphus Sawyer

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

American Roulette

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'I appreciate the fact that you're a computer whiz, Allan, but I'd prefer that you actually laugh out loud at my jokes.'

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

'Nuff said.

"Before we conclude this meeting, is there anyone who needs to finish sucking up to me?"

Sisyphus 2021

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

"That's Sullivan. He's always kissing the boss's behind."

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

'I'll be glad when the lawyer awards are over...'

'You're going to go far in this company, Mitford...'

'As you're a snivelling little 'Yes Man', Pomeroy, I know I can rely on you for the right answer... People don't think of me as an arrogant, obnoxious, overbearing boss do they?'

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

"Timmins, you're weak, spineless...intent on climbing the greasy pole by crawling before your superiors...you;ll do well!"

The Return of Football

"I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes."

'You call him 'Spineless', the boss calls him 'flexible'.'

'You're stiff from too much grovelling and I'm afraid it doesn't count as an occupational disease.'

"Be ready to really perform on this job. You'll be singing my praises and dancing to my tune."

'It's a foundation garment, not a 'shape shifter''.

Mermaid abduction