Spine And Sprocket Sycophants Gifts

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"Before we conclude this meeting, is there anyone who needs to finish sucking up to me?"

"That's Sullivan. He's always kissing the boss's behind."

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

Dancing with death.

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

'I'll be glad when the lawyer awards are over...'

'You're going to go far in this company, Mitford...'

I've always been fascinated in the manufacture of sproket head gears.

'I still say the trunk makes it too weird!'

'As you're a snivelling little 'Yes Man', Pomeroy, I know I can rely on you for the right answer... People don't think of me as an arrogant, obnoxious, overbearing boss do they?'

"Timmins, you're weak, spineless...intent on climbing the greasy pole by crawling before your superiors...you;ll do well!"

Fernmont Chiropractic's new spinal-column bridge made going to the chiropractor much more fun.

'Bad back!'

"I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes."

The recession begins to effect pet owners.

I've always been interested in the manufacture of sproket head gaskets.

'You call him 'Spineless', the boss calls him 'flexible'.'

'You're stiff from too much grovelling and I'm afraid it doesn't count as an occupational disease.'

"Be ready to really perform on this job. You'll be singing my praises and dancing to my tune."