Sycophant Survivalist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the cheeky charm of a creative sycophant? Our selection of fun and witty items celebrates those who master the art of flattery and adaptability with flair. Whether for a friend, colleague, or your own playful side, these products combine humor and intelligence in perfect harmony. Discover unique gifts that speak to their inventive spirit and clever mindset, making every day a little more amusing and a lot more personal.

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"Timmins, you're weak, spineless...intent on climbing the greasy pole by crawling before your superiors...you;ll do well!"

"Timmins, you're weak, spineless...intent on climbing the greasy pole by crawling before your superiors...you;ll do well!" mockup

"Timmins, you're weak, spineless...intent on climbing the greasy pole by crawling before your superiors...you;ll do well!"

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'As you're a snivelling little 'Yes Man', Pomeroy, I know I can rely on you for the right answer... People don't think of me as an arrogant, obnoxious, overbearing boss do they?'

'As you're a snivelling little 'Yes Man', Pomeroy, I know I can rely on you for the right answer... People don't think of me as an arrogant, obnoxious, overbearing boss do they?'

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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Desert Island Meals.

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"I dunno, looks like a trap."

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Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land. mockup

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

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"More rescue efforts, less screenplay." mockup

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

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'Arf! Arf!'

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'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.' mockup

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

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"Yes, I'm alone."

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in" mockup

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

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'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.' mockup

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

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Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into. mockup

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

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'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.' mockup

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

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'Do you have to be so melodramatic?' mockup

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

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Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure?? mockup

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

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A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'. mockup

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

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Island and man

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Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit... mockup

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

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'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....' mockup

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

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Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!' mockup

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

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Desert crawler following water

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"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online." mockup

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

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