Sycophant Seeker Gifts

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Ghost School.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Modern Major General

Frederic Chopin

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Open House of Horrors

Edvard Grieg

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Welcome Ghost.

Cesar Franck

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Happy Violinist

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Camille Saint-Saens

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

Giacomo Antonio Domenico Michele Secondo Maria Puccini

Schubert's Unfinished Symphony finally gets some much-needed closure.

Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.

Required Reeding.

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.

Ralph Vaughan Williams

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'