Spine And Sprocket Sycophants Mugs

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"That's Sullivan. He's always kissing the boss's behind."

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

Dancing with death.

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

'I'll be glad when the lawyer awards are over...'

'You're going to go far in this company, Mitford...'

I've always been fascinated in the manufacture of sproket head gears.

'I still say the trunk makes it too weird!'

'As you're a snivelling little 'Yes Man', Pomeroy, I know I can rely on you for the right answer... People don't think of me as an arrogant, obnoxious, overbearing boss do they?'

"Timmins, you're weak, spineless...intent on climbing the greasy pole by crawling before your superiors...you;ll do well!"

'Bad back!'

"I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes."

The recession begins to effect pet owners.

I've always been interested in the manufacture of sproket head gaskets.

'You call him 'Spineless', the boss calls him 'flexible'.'

'You're stiff from too much grovelling and I'm afraid it doesn't count as an occupational disease.'

"Be ready to really perform on this job. You'll be singing my praises and dancing to my tune."