Sycophancy Sage Mugs

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Sigmund Freud.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

That party went well.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Mitch learns he is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Saguaro Cacti.

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

Oscar Wilde

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."

"Dad, read us a story" "Ask your Mom" "Origin of Mother Goose"

Early emojis

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

"It says we're incompatible, I'm Virgo and you're stupid."

How Scientists Work

"Whistleblowers have nothing to fear in this department and if you need proof just ask the caretaker, our former head of services!"

"Look Baldo, I know I'm your 'boss'...but nothing has really 'changed'."

'Aaah, this one turned out perfect!'