'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'
Sycophancy Sage Prints
Make a statement with our playful prints. Designed for the Sycophancy Sage, these eye-catching posters and art prints add humor and personality to any room.
"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."
Sigmund Freud.
"We went for Scandinavian interiors."
What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!
That party went well.
We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!
Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.
"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"
"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?
Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!
Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.
Mitch learns he is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'
Saguaro Cacti.
"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."
'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'
'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'
"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."
"Bird of paradise, my ass."
'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'
Getting to Know You
"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."
Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.
Oscar Wilde
'There goes Mr. Negativity.'
"Dad, read us a story" "Ask your Mom" "Origin of Mother Goose"
Starfleet Command. Live long and prosper. Vulcans must have great retirement benefits.
Early emojis
"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."
"It says we're incompatible, I'm Virgo and you're stupid."
"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."
How Scientists Work
"Whistleblowers have nothing to fear in this department and if you need proof just ask the caretaker, our former head of services!"
'Aaah, this one turned out perfect!'
Sycophancy Sage Prints Collection
Sycophancy Sage Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the Sycophancy Sage—witty designs that make every coffee break a little more amusing.
Sycophancy Sage Pillows
Check out our funny pillows that bring humor and comfort to your space—ideal for the Sycophancy Sage with a sharp sense of humor.
Sycophancy Sage T-Shirts
Browse our playful t-shirts for the Sycophancy Sage—clever, humorous, and perfect for showcasing your witty side.