Sycophant Survivor Pillows

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

"That's Sullivan. He's always kissing the boss's behind."

Super Bowl Monday

"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one."

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

'I'll be glad when the lawyer awards are over...'

A holiday maker greets a castaway

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

"Just admit you were wrong. I'll select the things you were wrong about."

"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..."

Sales Downturn

"Relax, eventually the scar will disappear!"

'You're going to go far in this company, Mitford...'

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

'As you're a snivelling little 'Yes Man', Pomeroy, I know I can rely on you for the right answer... People don't think of me as an arrogant, obnoxious, overbearing boss do they?'

"Timmins, you're weak, spineless...intent on climbing the greasy pole by crawling before your superiors...you;ll do well!"

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

"Well, back to therapy."

"I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes."

"A fantastic evangelist was on TV, and I sent him everything."

'I've just sent our account details to someone wanting to send their Northern Rock funds.'

'You call him 'Spineless', the boss calls him 'flexible'.'