Synthwave Survivor Pillows

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

"The first one's just a warning."

Desert Island BBQ

Future garbage truck driver.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

"Before we conclude this meeting, is there anyone who needs to finish sucking up to me?"

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Trees and hurricanes

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

Green Shoots

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"I'd better bring in my plants."

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"