Synthwave Survivor Gifts

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

"The first one's just a warning."

Desert Island BBQ

Future garbage truck driver.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

Trees and hurricanes

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'

Green Shoots

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"I'd better bring in my plants."

'If you didn't have a hangover you'd have one now...!!'

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in