Soundwave Warrior Gifts

Future garbage truck driver.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Ban on Free Speech

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'No surf?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

A usual day.

"How was your day?"

Censorship is killing free society.

Music Freak.

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

"Don't invade his space."

Senior citizen surfing.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"When the company said we'd now be sharing cubicle space this wasn't what I expected!"