Sound Wave Warrior Gifts

'-and now, everyone's favourite!'

Justice for a heckler.

A guitarist turning amp up to 40

Ban on Free Speech

Future garbage truck driver.

Baby on board.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Jimi Hendrix.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

The Perfect Cannonball

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Wrong leadership.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'No surf?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Ski Surfing

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Music Freak.