Waves Warrior Gifts

Seasick man and friend comparing boat travel to railway travel

Future garbage truck driver.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Bees v Wasps

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'No surf?'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Ski Surfing

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"I'm addicted to water."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.