New Wave Warrior Gifts

Suggs.

Future garbage truck driver.

Baby on board.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'No surf?'

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Ian Dury

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

Information Macht Frei

Senior citizen surfing.

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Justice for a heckler.

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"Work with me!"

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"Surf's up."

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Gus never found the perfect wave

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

You won't get seasick if you focus on something far away. Good --- I'll think about the federal budget being balanced.

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

'Safety on the beach.'

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'