New Wave Gifts

Dave Gahan

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

New Age Store.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Lighthouse Beam.

Squirrel on the beach

This Year's Spa

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

The next wave

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Thanks again, kid!"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Tsunami Evac Route

The Inner Dog.

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

Ian Dury

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Californians Abroad.

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."