New Wave Gifts

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

New Age Store.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Squirrel on the beach

Lighthouse Beam.

This Year's Spa

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

The next wave

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Thanks again, kid!"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Tsunami Evac Route

The Inner Dog.

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Californians Abroad.

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."