New Wave Music Gifts

Elvis Costello

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Jazz is Invented

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Ian Dury

It's hammerhead time

Kurt Cobain

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

Courtney Love

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

Gus never found the perfect wave

"So obvious, there all the time"

Must be one of those underground bands.

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"I feel stupid and contagious"

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

Octopuses surf too.

The world is running out of water. The world is running out of water.

The tide comes in on a sand castle

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Remote control surfboard

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Homeless or in a band