New Wave Music T-Shirts

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Jazz is Invented

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

It's hammerhead time

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Courtney Love

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"I feel stupid and contagious"

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

"So obvious, there all the time"

Must be one of those underground bands.

Octopuses surf too.

Gus never found the perfect wave

Homeless or in a band

Surf Guitar

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Remote control surfboard

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

The world is running out of water. The world is running out of water.

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

The tide comes in on a sand castle