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Future garbage truck driver.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'No surf?'

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

Senior citizen surfing.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

"Work with me!"

Justice for a heckler.

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"Surf's up."

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

Gus never found the perfect wave

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

'Safety on the beach.'

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'