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Ian Dury

Marimba

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Economy - USA.

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"The bagels are better in New York."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Aggression/Security

The next wave

The Little Drummer Boy.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Spaghetti Rave"

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Graph to find your IQ

Bassoon practice.

'Wasn't it about here, when you begrudgingly, decided to try my 'ridiculous' investment plan?'

Club DJ.

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Bar chart

Snow fall buries the Statue of Liberty

American Gothic: I Love NY

"You're making a mountain out of a molehill."

I love Clarinet

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"