Acoustic Warrior Gifts

Noise Abatement Society

Ban on Free Speech

Future garbage truck driver.

Baby on board.

Guitar Man.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Joe Henry

'No surf?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Musical Fight

Censorship is killing free society.

Senior citizen surfing.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"Surf's up."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Justice for a heckler.

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Alarm clock.

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Gus never found the perfect wave

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

'Safety on the beach.'

You won't get seasick if you focus on something far away. Good --- I'll think about the federal budget being balanced.

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."