Soundwave Warrior Prints

Future garbage truck driver.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Ban on Free Speech

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Baby on board.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'No surf?'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"How was your day?"

Music Freak.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Censorship is killing free society.

A usual day.

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

"Don't invade his space."

Senior citizen surfing.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'