Soundwave Havoc Prints

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

'No surf?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

Music Freak.

Rock & Roll

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Senior citizen surfing.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Justice for a heckler.

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Cow Sonar

The battle of the pianos.

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"Surf's up."

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Must be one of those underground bands.

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

Gus never found the perfect wave

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Didgeridoos

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

The reception here is awful!