Soundwave Havoc Pillows

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Baby on board.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Jimi Hendrix.

'It's in case I need a laugh track.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'No surf?'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

Rock & Roll

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Music Freak.

Senior citizen surfing.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Cow Sonar

"Surf's up."

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

The battle of the pianos.

Justice for a heckler.

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

Gus never found the perfect wave

Didgeridoos

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

Must be one of those underground bands.

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."