Soundwave Saboteur Pillows

Destroying Music Speakers.

Future garbage truck driver.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Music Freak.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Rock & Roll

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

Cow Sonar

Justice for a heckler.

'LIAR!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Didgeridoos

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

The reception here is awful!

Dietitian: Weighting Room.

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

"We always take one piece out."

"How's the diet going?"

'Still at a plateau, Mrs Johnson?'

Theremin

Wow, is that the new lithotripter? No, it's the new Dolby surround sound system, with extra-tech woofers.

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'