Syringe Survivor Gifts

"The first one's just a warning."

Laying on a bed of needles.

Effective Cuban vaccines

Covid v Vaccinator

Snow globe vaccine

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

'Aches! Pains! Fever! I'm going to call tech support.'

Gymnast tangled up.

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"This program really isn't user friendly."

"Gimme a shot!"

COVID-19 Vaccine

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

"Good news Mr. Roberts, we have a vaccine!..."

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.'

"I almost fell off the treadmill."

Coping with sarcasm aimed at your toupee.

'What did I tell you about keeping bees?'

'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'

'Pills and medicine are okay, but really doctor, I don't do shots.'

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"

Man in restaurant puts in earplugs.

Clown Phobia

Finally the government stepped in and issued a back-to-work order for everyone except Bob.

A fright of spiders