Syringe Stylist Gifts

Covid v Vaccinator

"The first one's just a warning."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Ski lift mobile

Hair Traffic control.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Effective Cuban vaccines

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Ski kicker.

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Choosing What To Wear.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

It bag and no knickers!

"Great-looking tie!"

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Skinhead guppy.

Sir Cecil Beaton

Snow globe vaccine

'Wow - My kind of man.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

'I love wearing my little black number.'

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Ebola reaches USA.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'I want to be yummy mummified.'