'I don't like needles: You'll catch me if I faint, won't you doc?'
Syringe Shunner Gifts
If you know someone who refuses needles with a sense of humor, our collection celebrating the syringe shunner is just what you need. From cheeky mugs to playful t-shirts, these products are designed for those who proudly oppose syringes. Show your support or make them smile with our unique and fun items that celebrate their stance in a lighthearted way. Perfect for anyone with a strong personality and a bit of rebellious spirit.
"The first one's just a warning."
"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."
Effective Cuban vaccines
'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'
Covid v Vaccinator
Sawdust.
'Nevermore.'
Snow globe vaccine
Ebola reaches USA.
"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."
Nurse playing darts with syringes.
"I want the contract to say that if we win the championship, no one pours champagne on my head."
"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."
"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"
"Gimme a shot!"
COVID-19 Vaccine
'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...
"Good news Mr. Roberts, we have a vaccine!..."
Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.
Covid Shiva
Coke Dealer
'Pills and medicine are okay, but really doctor, I don't do shots.'
The low sodium diet of last resort.'
'Well **** the **** and his ****. . . Sorry, I have one of our mouths.'
Tell the people. What? Tomorrow, do not forget. What's happening? Who's talking? You mustn't fail. Everything depends on it. I'm hallucinating. I'm going crazy. To the polls, primate Oh, lawdy. I must cut down the glucose.
"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."
Laying on a bed of needles.
“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.”
"I don't want a gadget that does a 1,000 things I don't need. That too much invention for my mental retention."
Syringe Shunner Gifts Collection
Syringe Shunner Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for syringe shunners. Brighten their mornings with humor that speaks to their rebellious spirit.
Syringe Shunner Pillows
Discover pillows that add humor and personality to any space. Perfect for syringe shunners who want to keep their stance cozy and stylish.
Syringe Shunner Prints
Browse our amusing prints that capture the essence of syringe shunners. Great for decorating walls with a touch of wit and individuality.
Syringe Shunner T-Shirts
Find t-shirts with cheeky designs that celebrate the syringe shunner’s bold personality. Ideal for casual wear and making a statement.