Syringe Slingers Gifts

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"The first one's just a warning."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Effective Cuban vaccines

Whatever!

Covid v Vaccinator

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Snow globe vaccine

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.

"It's time to break up the company!!"

Why some people shouldn't try keeping up with slang. So, twerking hard or hardly twerking?

"No, Simpkins, I don't think 'For When You Go Jump In The Lake' is a suitable slogan."

"Slogan."

Tom Waits.

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

'I was always told to write about what I know.'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

COVID-19 Vaccine

"Gimme a shot!"

Kibosh farmin'

J.D. Power & Associate

Teen Weather

"We have to decide between 'contains miracle ZE-49' or 'guaranteed free of harmful ZE-49'."

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

"Good news Mr. Roberts, we have a vaccine!..."

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"Not many swords in tonight..."